Press Release
I would like to take this opportunity to address Mr. Allan’s recent article (please refer to blog entry entitled "Smear Campaign" below) about my absence in a battle and the reason behind the absence. In his article, he stated that he thinks "it’s a girl."
This is untrue.
I deliberately skipped war that day to give myself some "home time." I was tired from the hustle and bustle of life, the city’s traffic, the rain, and the rising gas prices. So I said, "I will have peace and quiet today." Peace Mode.
I hereby state my unfaltering loyalty to the gods of war–that I shall sustain a millions wounds, die a thousand deaths, and massacre everything in my path before I search for eternal peace.
I apologize to the troops for the confusion I have caused and not dying with them in battle. There are more wars to be fought.
Be assured that I still stand by what I said at the beginning of this year– "War before chicks."
Prepare to deploy…
